Don’t Worry About This Kickstarter

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Worry Warriors (c) on Kickstarter

  • 2 Backers
  • $4.25 Pledged
  • 200 days to go
  • Initial goal: $180,000

About this project:

Imagine a day without worry. No worry about the mortgage, the boss, that thing in your closet, the snarly teenager, shoe bombs, colouring outside the lines, that thing on your shoulder that looks like a hickey but isn’t, the final exam, or the meaning of life.

We have assembled a team of highly qualified professionals, not to ease the burden, but to completely take the burden of worry from your shoulders.

How can you enjoy this incredible sensation?

  1. Pick up the phone or go to the Worry Warriors (c) website.
  2. Our friendly staff will help you connect to the sympathetic worrier who best serves your needs.
  3. Specify the time you wish to be unburdened. Pay your deposit.
  4. When the time of your worry-free hour(s) arrives, your professional warrior will begin fretting intensely about your worry, so you don’t have to.
  5. Take a deep breath and fly free and without stress!
  6. With your full payment you will receive a notarized log of the worrying that was personally expended by your professional.

An hour, a day, a weekend… how much time would you like to walk with a lighter step, enjoying the sunshine, your friends, and your worry-free existence?

  • Pledge $20 or more: Get a Worry Warriors hand towel.
  • Pledge $50 or more: Get a Worry Warriors hand towel and a cactus plant.
  • Pledge $75 or more: Get the a Worry Warriors hand towl, a cactus plant, and Worry Warriors tank top.
  • Pledge $100 or more: Get the a Worry Warriors hand towel, a cactus plant, Worry Warriors tank top, and the Worry Warriors golf umbrella.
  • Pledge $150 or more: Get the Worry Warriors hand towel, a cactus plant, Worry Warriors tank top, a Worry Warriors golf umbrella, plus a star named after you.
  • Pledge $200 or more: Get the Worry Warriors hand towel, a cactus plant, Worry Warriors tank top, a Worry Warriors golf umbrella, a star named after you, plus an invitation to attend the Worry Warriors launch luncheon, featuring chicken.
  • Pledge $3000 or more: Get the Worry Warriors hand towel, a cactus plant, Worry Warriors tank top, a Worry Warriors golf umbrella, a star named after you, an invitation to attend the Worry Warriors launch luncheon, featuring chicken, plus a recipe for Pad Thai, one worry-free weekend, and a crossword puzzle book (hard cover).

Where will the money go?

  • Office and purpose-built worry space, including sofas, a conference table, recording equipment,  a coffee machine, and a deck of playing cards.
  • Advertising and promotion.
  • Zen garden.
  • Acquisition of talent.
  • Pencil sharpener.
  • Jacuzzi/hot tub.
  • Insurance.
  • Sauna.

Pledge now!

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