Cash on a Pony

Prompt: Shelf

Dear Virginia,

You will find the key to the safety deposit box in the upper shelf in the kitchen cupboard above the toaster oven, in a white coffee cup that says “Public Domain”.

The pictures of Cash on a pony, Cash with frat brothers naked from the waist down, and Cash stealing a puppy are all in the box, in an envelope marked “Cake Recipes”.

I hope they will be of some use to you.

Your friend and sister,

Envy.