Dear Agony Ant,
How can you mend
A broken heart?
How can you stop the rain from falling down?
How can you stop the sun from shining?
What makes the world go round?
How can you mend this broken man?
How can a loser ever win?
Please help me mend my broken heart and let me live again.
Bee Gees fan
Dear Bee Gees fan,
Time heals a broken heart. Rain, like sunshine and broken hearts, is inevitable. Some kind of physics makes the world go round. Losers keep trying, that’s how they win. But let me help you.
First, mourn a bit about your lost love. Wallow if it makes you feel better. Cry, if you don’t get miserable headaches as I do when I cry. Be sad with songs like this one:
If roses are meant to be red
And violets to be blue,
Why isn’t my heart meant for you?
Go ahead, listen and weep here.
Second, you have to remember that you are loveable. You might feel, right at this moment, unloveable. But you have been loved, are loved, and are loveable. Don’t ever forget that.
If you do forget that, go pet your dog. There is no love like the love your dog has for you. If you don’t have a dog, why don’t you?
Third is, yes, time. If you awaken in the morning with an ache that seems to consume your physical body, immediately tell yourself: This pain will not last. I will feel better.
Give yourself time. Be patient. You will feel better.
If you don’t have a song
To sing you’re okay
You know how to get along
Finally, be courageous again. Go out into the world and love and be with your friends and family. Because you are loveable and the world needs you as much as you need the world.
Peace and love,