Prompt: Mope


Oh my god it’s hard to cope
With a stupid lug who likes to grope
No point in calling him a dope
It only makes him scowl and mope
So I got my phone to text the Pope
Who told the lug, “Nope, nope, nope
“Don’t grope, or mope, or call the Pope
“Go back to your casinos, asshole.”