Evolution

Prompt: Teen Age Idol
Who did you idolize as a teenager? Did you go crazy for the Beatles? Ga-ga over Duran Duran? In love with Justin Bieber? Did you think Elvis was the livin’ end?

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Evolution

“Who do you like better, the Beatles or the Stones?” asked someone named Rick.

“The Stones,” I said, like everyone else there, in a sulky, surly gathering of young adolescents, had said before me. At that moment, I betrayed all that I held dear: my past, my future, my integrity, my identity, Paul, and John. Way to go, Stones, and puberty.

My friend Cathy and I were typical fans, cramming all the statistics about them we could into our pre-pubescent brains, and dedicating our hearts and souls to them as only pre-teens can do.

Then that puberty thing hit, where I thought my nose was the size of Ringo’s, and that everyone stared at it and secretly laughed about it behind my back. Cathy liked boys, and I thought they were foreign matter that had evolved from a completely different strain of amoeba. I dreaded them noticing me.

So I said, “The Stones”, and Rick moved on to ask the next person. I breathed a sigh of relief, though I felt that the Beatles could somehow feel my betrayal, over there in Liverpool. But sometimes survival calls for betrayal. I did what I had to do, to avoid Rick noticing my nose.